Saturday, 23 October 2021

Die now, pay later

THERE was a brief moment of gallows humour at a recent meeting of Goring Parish Council.

While discussing burial charges at the council’s Whitehill cemetery, one member remarked: “Goodness, it’s expensive to die here.”

To laughter from his colleagues, chairman Alan Strong responded: “I think you’ll find it’s pretty cheap to die in Goring — it’s just the burial that costs.”

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