“I’M Pax the Jack Russell and I’ll tell you why I’m the greatest Henley Olympian pup
“I’M Pax the Jack Russell and I’ll tell you why I’m the greatest Henley Olympian pup (I really should have a gold-painted lamp post in my honour!).
I have many bronze medals: In shoe chewing (only the expensive ones, naturally), face-licking (even though daddy says ‘no’) and sunbathing (preferably combined with tummy tickling).
Two silvers for chasing pigeons around the park with my brother (only a silver as I have fallen in the river occasionally) and playing with my best friend Ozzy. I really should have a gold as he’s a big, blond softy who yelps when I pull on his ears. There have, however been a few awkward incidents where I end up chewing my own tail by mistake.
My gold is in sneaking into bed when mummy has gotten up and snoozing next to daddy with my feet in the air.
However, my greatest gold-winning Olympic event is my perfected look of total innocence when any one attempts to tell me off!”