James Bonner Monster Raving Loony 1704

WE’VE got craziness to the left, craziness to the centre, and craziness to the right. That’s why I’m standing for Britain’s most sensible political party, the official Monster Raving Loony Party.

I’m a local Loony. I grew up near Henley and I now live in Watlington. I study at the University of Reading. So I know how manic local politics is.

I have common sense solutions to problems including:

l Putting pot plants in potholes so the council fix them

l Solving homelessness by giving everybody a home

l Making politicians wear jackets with their donors on so we know who owns them

Being serious for a second. If you’re fed up with your vote being taken for granted by the same old politicians. If you don’t feel represented by any of the big parties. Send them a message and vote for me.

Vote for insanity, you know it makes sense!